1 00:00:00,750 --> 00:00:02,330 Previously on 10 Things I Hate About You... 2 00:00:02,330 --> 00:00:03,790 I think we should give it a shot. 3 00:00:03,790 --> 00:00:04,790 I do, too. 4 00:00:04,790 --> 00:00:05,880 Is that what this is? 5 00:00:05,880 --> 00:00:07,580 Your master plan to get me to sleep with you? 6 00:00:07,580 --> 00:00:09,000 I love you, Bianca. 7 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:11,540 Oh, my God. I love you, too. 8 00:00:11,540 --> 00:00:14,080 Just because I want to have sex doesn't mean I should. 9 00:00:14,080 --> 00:00:15,540 I've been fooled by guys like you before, 10 00:00:15,540 --> 00:00:16,540 but not his time. 11 00:00:16,540 --> 00:00:18,250 I'm on The Biggest Poser. 12 00:00:18,250 --> 00:00:19,920 I leave for New York tomorrow. 13 00:00:41,290 --> 00:00:43,380 I miss my boyfriend. 14 00:00:43,380 --> 00:00:45,210 Joey left two days ago. 15 00:00:45,210 --> 00:00:46,330 I can still smell his body spray. 16 00:00:46,330 --> 00:00:48,080 That's because I'm wearing it. 17 00:00:48,080 --> 00:00:49,420 To remember him. 18 00:00:49,420 --> 00:00:50,420 He's not dead. 19 00:00:50,420 --> 00:00:51,790 He's just on a reality TV show, 20 00:00:51,790 --> 00:00:52,790 which is probably worse. 21 00:00:52,790 --> 00:00:54,080 At least there's dignity in death. 22 00:00:54,080 --> 00:00:55,290 Could you show a little compassion? 23 00:00:55,290 --> 00:00:57,620 This is his locker. 24 00:00:57,620 --> 00:00:59,620 We shared so many kisses here. 25 00:00:59,620 --> 00:01:01,540 Here's a novel idea-- why don't you call him? 26 00:01:01,540 --> 00:01:03,710 Then he can listen to this instead of me. 27 00:01:03,710 --> 00:01:05,460 I can't. He's sequestered in the model house, 28 00:01:05,460 --> 00:01:06,750 and they only have one phone. 29 00:01:06,750 --> 00:01:08,380 Last night, some girl told Joey to hang up 30 00:01:08,380 --> 00:01:09,830 or she'd scratch his face. 31 00:01:09,830 --> 00:01:12,000 I'd give anything to hear the sound of his voice. 32 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:14,580 The Buddha says, "Desire is the root of all suffering." 33 00:01:14,580 --> 00:01:15,750 Thanks, fortune cookie. 34 00:01:15,750 --> 00:01:17,250 Is that supposed to make me feel better? 35 00:01:17,250 --> 00:01:18,750 The fact that you want Joey to call 36 00:01:18,750 --> 00:01:20,420 is creating the pain you're feeling right now. 37 00:01:20,420 --> 00:01:23,000 So what? I shouldn't want him to call me? Exactly. 38 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:24,960 So you're not dying to talk to Patrick 39 00:01:24,960 --> 00:01:25,960 about the other night? 40 00:01:27,080 --> 00:01:29,170 If I wanted to talk to him about it, I'd call him. 41 00:01:29,170 --> 00:01:30,540 He's not in a model house. 42 00:01:30,540 --> 00:01:33,500 I'm walking my path, and he's walking his. I wish him well. 43 00:01:33,500 --> 00:01:35,250 You're so deluded. 44 00:01:37,540 --> 00:01:38,920 Whoa, wait a second. 45 00:01:38,920 --> 00:01:40,460 Why is Dad talking to Miss Tharp? 46 00:01:40,460 --> 00:01:43,170 Maybe he's worried you're an android. 47 00:01:44,580 --> 00:01:46,920 Oh, my God, they're dating. 48 00:01:57,580 --> 00:01:59,210 Bianca, calm down. 49 00:01:59,210 --> 00:02:02,960 Try and imagine we're bamboo gently bending in the wind. 50 00:02:02,960 --> 00:02:05,620 And hurricane Tharp is about to rip us to shreds. 51 00:02:05,620 --> 00:02:07,170 We don't know they're dating. 52 00:02:07,170 --> 00:02:09,040 Maybe they were reminiscing about your fake intervention. 53 00:02:09,040 --> 00:02:11,040 I am an expert on flirty body language. 54 00:02:11,040 --> 00:02:13,170 She did the hair flip/arm squeeze 55 00:02:13,170 --> 00:02:16,000 which means they've been on two dates 56 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:18,080 and they've made out with tongue. 57 00:02:18,080 --> 00:02:21,040 What are we going to do about this unholy union? 58 00:02:21,040 --> 00:02:22,120 We support Dad. 59 00:02:22,120 --> 00:02:24,170 We've been wanting him to date for years, remember? 60 00:02:24,170 --> 00:02:26,420 Someone age-appropriate who works at the hospital, 61 00:02:26,420 --> 00:02:28,750 not the crazy lady from school with zero boundaries. 62 00:02:28,750 --> 00:02:30,120 Dad's coming. 63 00:02:30,120 --> 00:02:31,920 If you say anything, I will hurt you. 64 00:02:31,920 --> 00:02:33,330 I thought Buddhists were nonviolent. 65 00:02:33,330 --> 00:02:35,040 I'm a beginner. 66 00:02:35,040 --> 00:02:36,380 Hi, girls. 67 00:02:36,380 --> 00:02:37,380 Hi, Daddy. Hi, Dad. 68 00:02:37,380 --> 00:02:38,420 How was your day? 69 00:02:38,420 --> 00:02:40,290 Uneventful. Yep. 70 00:02:40,290 --> 00:02:42,460 They ran this guy's shorts up the flagpole at lunch. 71 00:02:42,460 --> 00:02:43,750 That was funny. 72 00:02:43,750 --> 00:02:45,120 And then we saw you flirting with Miss Tharp. 73 00:02:45,120 --> 00:02:46,580 Bianca. 74 00:02:46,580 --> 00:02:48,000 She thinks you two are dating. 75 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:50,290 What? That's absurd. 76 00:02:53,040 --> 00:02:54,830 All right, I'm not going to lie to you. 77 00:02:54,830 --> 00:02:55,920 We've been on two dates. 78 00:02:55,920 --> 00:02:57,040 Told you. 79 00:02:57,040 --> 00:02:58,580 I'm sorry I didn't tell you sooner, 80 00:02:58,580 --> 00:03:00,580 but I wanted to wait till I knew it was something special. 81 00:03:00,580 --> 00:03:02,080 See, Bianca? It's nothing special. 82 00:03:02,080 --> 00:03:03,710 Actually, it is. 83 00:03:03,710 --> 00:03:05,000 Or it could be. I don't know. 84 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:06,460 She's funny and surprising and-- 85 00:03:06,460 --> 00:03:08,040 20 years younger than you 86 00:03:08,040 --> 00:03:10,210 and our guidance counselor and a weirdo. 87 00:03:11,330 --> 00:03:12,750 She's different, and I like her. 88 00:03:12,750 --> 00:03:14,670 And when I'm around her, I feel alive again. 89 00:03:14,670 --> 00:03:17,380 You know how, like, when your foot goes asleep 90 00:03:17,380 --> 00:03:18,880 and you shake it and it gets tingly? 91 00:03:19,960 --> 00:03:22,000 Ew, now you're bringing feet into this? 92 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:23,170 Girls, you know you're 93 00:03:23,170 --> 00:03:25,080 the most important things in my life. 94 00:03:25,080 --> 00:03:27,040 I won't date Miss Tharp if you tell me not to. 95 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:28,880 Okay, then don't. 96 00:03:28,880 --> 00:03:29,880 All right. 97 00:03:32,170 --> 00:03:35,040 I'll just be really sad. 98 00:03:35,040 --> 00:03:36,000 But that's okay 99 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:38,330 because your happiness is more important than mine. 100 00:03:38,330 --> 00:03:41,960 Dad, we would never dream of doing something so selfish. 101 00:03:41,960 --> 00:03:42,960 Would we, Bianca? 102 00:03:44,080 --> 00:03:46,080 Why don't you invite her over for dinner 103 00:03:46,080 --> 00:03:47,880 so that we can get to know her better? 104 00:03:47,880 --> 00:03:49,790 Really? 105 00:03:51,120 --> 00:03:52,330 Oh, it's Darlene. 106 00:03:52,330 --> 00:03:54,170 Should I let it ring one more time 107 00:03:54,170 --> 00:03:55,420 and not be too eager? 108 00:03:55,420 --> 00:03:58,080 Or what if she hangs up? 109 00:03:58,080 --> 00:03:59,670 Darlene, are you there? 110 00:04:02,120 --> 00:04:03,670 Oh, hi. Nothing. 111 00:04:07,040 --> 00:04:09,040 And breathe... 112 00:04:09,040 --> 00:04:11,830 in through the right nostril 113 00:04:11,830 --> 00:04:13,000 and out through the left. 114 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:31,790 Everyone, slowly return from nothingness. 115 00:04:31,790 --> 00:04:35,330 Now, I know our meditation collective 116 00:04:35,330 --> 00:04:37,080 has no official leader, 117 00:04:37,080 --> 00:04:39,750 but I have a few announcements. 118 00:04:39,750 --> 00:04:42,330 First of all, welcome, Kat Stratford. 119 00:04:44,080 --> 00:04:45,960 Kat, 120 00:04:45,960 --> 00:04:48,170 we're excited to be a part of your journey. 121 00:04:48,170 --> 00:04:49,170 Namaste. 122 00:04:49,170 --> 00:04:51,830 Namaste. 123 00:04:51,830 --> 00:04:54,460 Second, there are still a few spots open 124 00:04:54,460 --> 00:04:57,540 on our study abroad trip to Nepal. 125 00:04:57,540 --> 00:04:58,830 Anyone else like to join us? 126 00:05:00,210 --> 00:05:01,420 I'm in. 127 00:05:01,420 --> 00:05:03,500 Wonderful. I'll get you the paperwork. 128 00:05:11,500 --> 00:05:13,960 Oh, my God, Joey, I miss you so much. 129 00:05:13,960 --> 00:05:15,670 I miss you more than my mom. 130 00:05:15,670 --> 00:05:17,670 I can't wait to hear about all your modeling adventures, 131 00:05:17,670 --> 00:05:19,000 but first, I have to tell you 132 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:20,420 about the insanity I'm dealing with. 133 00:05:20,420 --> 00:05:22,670 My dad is dating Miss Tharp. 134 00:05:22,670 --> 00:05:23,790 No way. 135 00:05:23,790 --> 00:05:26,080 Nice job, Dr. Stratford. 136 00:05:26,080 --> 00:05:27,830 Joey, this is not good news. 137 00:05:27,830 --> 00:05:31,080 Old people settle down fast so that they won't die alone. 138 00:05:31,080 --> 00:05:33,250 What if she becomes my stepmom? 139 00:05:33,250 --> 00:05:35,670 Calm down, Bianca. Here's what you should do. 140 00:05:35,670 --> 00:05:38,670 I have to call my baby girl before bedtime. 141 00:05:38,670 --> 00:05:39,960 Joey? 142 00:05:39,960 --> 00:05:41,170 Joey? 143 00:05:41,170 --> 00:05:43,540 Joey, are you there? 144 00:05:46,120 --> 00:05:48,540 Why do they only have one phone? 145 00:05:55,750 --> 00:05:58,080 Okay, come on. You can do it. 146 00:05:58,080 --> 00:06:00,670 Swim upstream, little salmon. 147 00:06:02,920 --> 00:06:05,830 Is there any way I can persuade you to keep moving? 148 00:06:05,830 --> 00:06:07,710 I think we both know the answer to that. 149 00:06:07,710 --> 00:06:09,250 What's this? 150 00:06:09,250 --> 00:06:11,710 It's an invite to my little sister's birthday party. 151 00:06:11,710 --> 00:06:13,920 Princess theme. She asked me to-- 152 00:06:13,920 --> 00:06:17,620 All right, it's a love poem for Dawn, okay? 153 00:06:18,620 --> 00:06:20,250 Did you write it in calligraphy? 154 00:06:20,250 --> 00:06:21,250 So what if I did? 155 00:06:21,250 --> 00:06:23,670 Look, last night 156 00:06:23,670 --> 00:06:25,120 on the phone without thinking, 157 00:06:25,120 --> 00:06:27,790 I said, "I got to get some Z's, Dawn," 158 00:06:27,790 --> 00:06:30,120 but I don't know if she was done talking. 159 00:06:30,120 --> 00:06:32,540 Now I feel horrible. 160 00:06:32,540 --> 00:06:35,250 So I wrote her a poem to apologize. 161 00:06:35,250 --> 00:06:37,750 For saying good night? Nice backbone. 162 00:06:37,750 --> 00:06:39,000 Well, better to tell Dawn how I feel 163 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:40,250 than let her get away. 164 00:06:40,250 --> 00:06:42,080 That's the moral of every romantic comedy. 165 00:06:52,330 --> 00:06:57,380 There. Now she'll know how I feel in iambic pentameter. 166 00:06:57,380 --> 00:06:58,380 Sorry. 167 00:07:05,540 --> 00:07:07,750 What a lovely home. Thank you. 168 00:07:07,750 --> 00:07:09,080 It's so inviting. 169 00:07:09,080 --> 00:07:10,750 It's like I'm on the set of Friends. 170 00:07:11,750 --> 00:07:12,750 Jennifer. 171 00:07:12,750 --> 00:07:13,960 Bianca, you love Friends. 172 00:07:13,960 --> 00:07:16,330 Why don't you discuss this shared interest 173 00:07:16,330 --> 00:07:17,830 while I check the lasagna? 174 00:07:20,790 --> 00:07:23,880 Hey, did you hear Friends got canceled? 175 00:07:23,880 --> 00:07:26,330 Yes, but people love it in reruns. 176 00:07:26,330 --> 00:07:28,040 And you know why I think that is? 177 00:07:28,040 --> 00:07:30,040 Urban tribes are now a substitute 178 00:07:30,040 --> 00:07:31,710 for traditional families. 179 00:07:31,710 --> 00:07:33,170 Yeah, plus it's funny. 180 00:07:35,120 --> 00:07:36,920 I'm sorry I'm late. I was meditating. 181 00:07:36,920 --> 00:07:39,750 Dad, can I talk to you about an amazing opportunity? 182 00:07:39,750 --> 00:07:42,120 Kat, I have no interest in a timeshare right now, 183 00:07:42,120 --> 00:07:43,620 especially when we have a guest. 184 00:07:43,620 --> 00:07:45,040 Oh, hi, Miss Tharp. 185 00:07:45,040 --> 00:07:46,210 Namaste. 186 00:07:46,210 --> 00:07:47,620 Namaste, Kat. 187 00:07:47,620 --> 00:07:48,790 Dad, I want to go to Nepal. 188 00:07:48,790 --> 00:07:50,040 And I'm sure someday you will. 189 00:07:50,040 --> 00:07:51,710 How about next week? Huh? 190 00:07:51,710 --> 00:07:52,920 There's a school sanction program 191 00:07:52,920 --> 00:07:54,750 where I'd spend three months in a remote village 192 00:07:54,750 --> 00:07:56,420 in the Himalayas helping them build a school. 193 00:07:56,420 --> 00:07:58,880 Plus, the trip is led by university faculty members 194 00:07:58,880 --> 00:08:01,000 who'll teach courses in East Asian history. 195 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:02,380 And the best part-- 196 00:08:02,380 --> 00:08:03,790 daily mediation at a monastery 197 00:08:03,790 --> 00:08:05,460 with real Buddhist monks. 198 00:08:05,460 --> 00:08:07,880 That sounds like the perfect trip 199 00:08:07,880 --> 00:08:09,210 for someone else's daughter. 200 00:08:09,210 --> 00:08:11,710 Let her go. I'll turn her room into a gym. 201 00:08:11,710 --> 00:08:15,620 I know that program, Walter. It's very well run. 202 00:08:15,620 --> 00:08:16,960 Not only do the students achieve 203 00:08:16,960 --> 00:08:18,790 a higher level of consciousness, 204 00:08:18,790 --> 00:08:20,750 but it looks great on a college application. 205 00:08:22,920 --> 00:08:25,000 Don't say no yet. Just think about it. 206 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:26,330 I will. 207 00:08:26,330 --> 00:08:28,710 After dinner. Would you take a seat, please? 208 00:08:28,710 --> 00:08:31,250 So, Miss Tharp, 209 00:08:31,250 --> 00:08:32,830 have you ever been married? 210 00:08:32,830 --> 00:08:34,580 Bianca, what kind of a question is that? 211 00:08:34,580 --> 00:08:37,540 No, it's okay, Walter. I want this to be an open forum 212 00:08:37,540 --> 00:08:39,790 where we can all share our truths. 213 00:08:39,790 --> 00:08:41,710 Great. So have you? 214 00:08:41,710 --> 00:08:45,120 I have been engaged three times-- 215 00:08:45,120 --> 00:08:48,710 four if you count this one night in Vegas. 216 00:08:48,710 --> 00:08:51,040 But I haven't actually quite made it down the aisle. 217 00:08:51,040 --> 00:08:52,670 Oh, why not? 218 00:08:52,670 --> 00:08:53,620 Bianca. 219 00:08:53,620 --> 00:08:55,670 Well, it's a question I am currently trying 220 00:08:55,670 --> 00:08:57,210 to figure out in therapy. 221 00:08:57,210 --> 00:08:59,290 Enough questions. This is a family dinner, 222 00:08:59,290 --> 00:09:00,750 not a deposition. 223 00:09:00,750 --> 00:09:04,210 Dad, I'm just trying to hear Miss Tharp's truth. 224 00:09:04,210 --> 00:09:05,580 So have you ever been arrested? 225 00:09:05,580 --> 00:09:06,670 Bianca! 226 00:09:06,670 --> 00:09:07,710 What? 227 00:09:07,710 --> 00:09:10,580 Yes, but I was young and naive. 228 00:09:10,580 --> 00:09:12,580 Girls, please learn from my mistake. 229 00:09:12,580 --> 00:09:15,170 If a cute man asks you to carry a package over the border, 230 00:09:15,170 --> 00:09:17,420 don't do it. 231 00:09:17,420 --> 00:09:18,880 Don't ever do what cute men want, 232 00:09:18,880 --> 00:09:19,880 unless it's me. 233 00:09:22,920 --> 00:09:24,580 Oh, my God, Joey? 234 00:09:24,580 --> 00:09:26,120 Babe, I've been missing-- 235 00:09:26,120 --> 00:09:27,380 Give that back, Dad. 236 00:09:27,380 --> 00:09:28,920 Bianca, we have a dinner guest. 237 00:09:28,920 --> 00:09:31,120 You can talk to Joey later. No, I can't. 238 00:09:31,120 --> 00:09:34,040 You just sit there and be polite or go to your room. 239 00:09:36,170 --> 00:09:38,670 I've been waiting for him to call all day. 240 00:09:38,670 --> 00:09:40,080 You're ruining my life. 241 00:09:41,500 --> 00:09:42,830 Darlene, I'm sorry. 242 00:09:42,830 --> 00:09:45,040 Bianca can be a bit over-dramatic. 243 00:09:45,040 --> 00:09:47,420 A bit? It's like she's living in a telenovela. 244 00:09:49,120 --> 00:09:50,420 Let's not let it ruin our meal. 245 00:10:03,790 --> 00:10:05,330 May I come in? 246 00:10:05,330 --> 00:10:06,830 I don't mean to be rude, 247 00:10:06,830 --> 00:10:08,380 but I don't want to share my truth 248 00:10:08,380 --> 00:10:10,210 or do mirror work or do any of that crap. 249 00:10:10,210 --> 00:10:11,620 I just want to be alone. 250 00:10:12,460 --> 00:10:14,250 I can tell how much you miss him. 251 00:10:14,250 --> 00:10:15,670 I love him. 252 00:10:15,670 --> 00:10:18,040 And he's gone. 253 00:10:18,040 --> 00:10:20,170 And who knows when the model phone will be free again. 254 00:10:20,170 --> 00:10:23,540 Oh, I remember what it feels like to be your age 255 00:10:23,540 --> 00:10:25,580 and in love. 256 00:10:25,580 --> 00:10:28,040 His name was Diego. 257 00:10:28,040 --> 00:10:30,580 When he got deported, I thought my life was over. 258 00:10:30,580 --> 00:10:33,830 And the worst part about it-- nobody took my pain seriously. 259 00:10:33,830 --> 00:10:36,080 They're so insensitive. 260 00:10:36,080 --> 00:10:37,420 I'm sure they're doing their best, 261 00:10:37,420 --> 00:10:40,420 but not everybody's equipped to give us what we need. 262 00:10:40,420 --> 00:10:42,420 I'm here. 263 00:10:42,420 --> 00:10:43,580 I'm a good listener. 264 00:10:45,170 --> 00:10:46,580 Thanks, Miss Tharp. 265 00:10:46,580 --> 00:10:49,620 Oh, please call me Darlene. 266 00:10:51,420 --> 00:10:53,080 So how long have you guys been together? 267 00:10:53,080 --> 00:10:56,250 We've been together for about two months. 268 00:10:56,250 --> 00:10:59,540 Okay, Darlene, here I come. 269 00:10:59,540 --> 00:11:02,620 1, 2, 3. 270 00:11:02,620 --> 00:11:05,080 Oh, my God, I can't believe we're wearing the same thing. 271 00:11:05,080 --> 00:11:06,460 You look so cute. 272 00:11:06,460 --> 00:11:07,830 So do you. 273 00:11:41,830 --> 00:11:45,080 Here. I made you some Nepalese tea. 274 00:11:45,080 --> 00:11:47,460 Or chaia, as the Sherpas say. 275 00:11:47,460 --> 00:11:50,380 Katarina, I'm not going to give you my blessing 276 00:11:50,380 --> 00:11:52,120 to go halfway around the world-- 277 00:11:52,120 --> 00:11:55,420 Correction. Only 12,130 kilometers, give or take a few. 278 00:11:55,420 --> 00:11:56,710 Oh, is that all? 279 00:11:56,710 --> 00:11:59,000 I didn't realize you could come home on weekends. 280 00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:00,580 I know it's far, 281 00:12:00,580 --> 00:12:02,380 but this is an amazing opportunity. 282 00:12:02,380 --> 00:12:04,920 And I'll be going off to college in 18 months. 283 00:12:04,920 --> 00:12:06,250 Consider this a dress rehearsal. 284 00:12:06,250 --> 00:12:08,620 For a play I don't want to see. 285 00:12:08,620 --> 00:12:10,710 I'm ready for this. 286 00:12:10,710 --> 00:12:12,920 Please don't keep me from going because you're scared. 287 00:12:12,920 --> 00:12:15,670 I'm not scared. I'm terrified. Of what? 288 00:12:15,670 --> 00:12:16,620 Of what? You're going to a place 289 00:12:16,620 --> 00:12:18,710 without indoor plumbing or telephones 290 00:12:18,710 --> 00:12:21,080 or parental supervision. It's dangerous. 291 00:12:21,080 --> 00:12:23,580 Some warlord's going to pay seven goats for you. 292 00:12:23,580 --> 00:12:25,580 Seven goats? Yes. 293 00:12:25,580 --> 00:12:27,750 Dad, you can just say no. You don't have to insult me. 294 00:12:27,750 --> 00:12:29,170 Ha. 295 00:12:29,170 --> 00:12:30,170 Please let me go. 296 00:12:32,580 --> 00:12:33,580 Let you? 297 00:12:34,580 --> 00:12:36,620 I've never let you do anything in your life. 298 00:12:36,620 --> 00:12:39,080 It's always been one of my favorite things about you. 299 00:12:39,080 --> 00:12:41,080 Are you saying what I think you're saying? 300 00:12:41,080 --> 00:12:43,290 Please don't celebrate till you're alone in your room. 301 00:12:46,580 --> 00:12:47,580 All right. 302 00:12:48,580 --> 00:12:50,500 Thanks, Dad. 303 00:12:50,500 --> 00:12:53,170 And don't come back with one of those rings through your nose. 304 00:13:08,620 --> 00:13:10,540 Hey, Joey, I'm in class. 305 00:13:10,540 --> 00:13:12,580 Oh, okay, good news. 306 00:13:12,580 --> 00:13:15,380 I made it to four out of my six "go sees." 307 00:13:15,380 --> 00:13:16,750 Oh, that's so-- 308 00:13:16,750 --> 00:13:20,620 Oh, goody, a bejeweled cell phone. 309 00:13:20,620 --> 00:13:22,290 Just what I always wanted. 310 00:13:22,290 --> 00:13:25,620 But, Mr. Meanly, it's a matter of life or death. 311 00:13:38,710 --> 00:13:40,290 Hey. 312 00:13:40,290 --> 00:13:42,580 Hey back. 313 00:13:42,580 --> 00:13:44,710 That's a really good look for you. 314 00:13:44,710 --> 00:13:47,710 Thanks. I got it for my trip to Nepal. 315 00:13:47,710 --> 00:13:48,500 I leave next week. 316 00:13:50,580 --> 00:13:51,960 For three months. 317 00:13:53,750 --> 00:13:57,580 It's this fascinating study abroad program. 318 00:13:57,580 --> 00:13:58,580 Cool. 319 00:13:59,960 --> 00:14:01,540 Have fun. 320 00:14:02,540 --> 00:14:04,040 You, too. 321 00:14:04,040 --> 00:14:06,670 Your poem is the most romantic thing 322 00:14:06,670 --> 00:14:08,710 any guy's ever done for me. 323 00:14:08,710 --> 00:14:09,750 Even that time Chris Yu 324 00:14:09,750 --> 00:14:11,920 scratched my name on his guitar. 325 00:14:11,920 --> 00:14:14,750 I just wanted you to know I couldn't live without you. 326 00:14:14,750 --> 00:14:17,920 Aw, recite it to me again. 327 00:14:17,920 --> 00:14:20,620 Hark, my Dawn. 328 00:14:20,620 --> 00:14:23,420 You are the sweetest treat in the candy store. 329 00:14:23,420 --> 00:14:26,380 I've tasted your sugar, and I want some more. 330 00:14:26,380 --> 00:14:28,710 You're so hot you melt my heart. 331 00:14:28,710 --> 00:14:31,830 Lips, sweet and delicious, like a mixed fruit tart. 332 00:14:31,830 --> 00:14:34,830 You're cuter than Bambi, an adorable baby fawn. 333 00:14:34,830 --> 00:14:37,500 You light up my days, 334 00:14:37,500 --> 00:14:39,000 my very own Dawn. 335 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:40,000 Oh. 336 00:14:45,540 --> 00:14:48,080 Check out all that natural beauty. 337 00:14:48,080 --> 00:14:50,000 Eyeball exploding, right? 338 00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:53,500 You guys are in for the journey of a lifetime. 339 00:14:53,500 --> 00:14:55,210 Maybe even a few lifetimes. 340 00:14:56,540 --> 00:14:58,170 That's a little Buddhist humor. 341 00:14:58,170 --> 00:15:01,620 Sindu, that is too funny. 342 00:15:01,620 --> 00:15:03,960 I find your spirit infectious. 343 00:15:05,250 --> 00:15:06,750 Thanks. 344 00:15:06,750 --> 00:15:08,170 You're welcome. 345 00:15:08,170 --> 00:15:09,500 Do you know our host families? 346 00:15:09,500 --> 00:15:11,830 I'd like to start practicing pronouncing their names. 347 00:15:11,830 --> 00:15:15,040 The families live in one-room huts. 348 00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:16,040 It's a little crowded, 349 00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:18,420 so we'll be sleeping in tents. 350 00:15:18,420 --> 00:15:20,580 But it'll be spring, so you know what that means. 351 00:15:20,580 --> 00:15:21,500 It won't be too cold? 352 00:15:21,500 --> 00:15:22,540 Avalanche season. 353 00:15:22,540 --> 00:15:23,830 But don't worry. 354 00:15:23,830 --> 00:15:25,500 You'll each have a GPS tracker. 355 00:15:25,500 --> 00:15:27,460 I haven't lost a student yet. 356 00:15:27,460 --> 00:15:28,750 Just a toe. 357 00:15:28,750 --> 00:15:30,460 Now, let's talk vaccinations. 358 00:15:30,460 --> 00:15:33,670 You'll need hepatitis A and B, typhoid, and tetanus, 359 00:15:33,670 --> 00:15:35,380 but good news, 360 00:15:35,380 --> 00:15:37,250 because of the new well we dug last quarter, 361 00:15:37,250 --> 00:15:40,500 you'll no longer need the Japanese encephalitis booster. 362 00:15:40,500 --> 00:15:43,830 One thing we can't vaccinate against is dysentery. 363 00:15:45,210 --> 00:15:46,460 I really wish we could, though. 364 00:15:46,460 --> 00:15:49,380 But we can't. Questions? 365 00:15:49,380 --> 00:15:51,040 It's a non-invasive process 366 00:15:51,040 --> 00:15:52,540 that will really help you access your-- 367 00:15:52,540 --> 00:15:55,250 I hate to interrupt, but this is an emergency. 368 00:15:55,250 --> 00:15:58,120 Oh, okay, just give me a sec, Tanya, 369 00:15:58,120 --> 00:15:59,790 and then we'll start the hypnosis. 370 00:15:59,790 --> 00:16:01,670 Hey, what is going on, honey? 371 00:16:01,670 --> 00:16:02,830 Joey called during math class, 372 00:16:02,830 --> 00:16:04,420 and Mr. Meanly took my phone away. 373 00:16:04,420 --> 00:16:07,120 Darlene, please help me get it back. 374 00:16:07,120 --> 00:16:11,710 Bianca, honey, in this office, I'm not Darlene. 375 00:16:11,710 --> 00:16:13,080 I'm Miss Tharp. 376 00:16:13,080 --> 00:16:16,580 And Miss Tharp has to support Mr. Meanly. 377 00:16:16,580 --> 00:16:19,250 You should not be talking on the phone during class. 378 00:16:19,250 --> 00:16:22,380 But you know how hard it's been for me to not talk to Joey. 379 00:16:22,380 --> 00:16:25,040 Yesterday you called us star-crossed lovers. 380 00:16:25,040 --> 00:16:27,210 And Darlene was serious about that. 381 00:16:27,210 --> 00:16:28,830 Really? 382 00:16:28,830 --> 00:16:31,000 Because it sounds like she was just sucking up to me 383 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:32,290 so she could date my dad. 384 00:16:32,290 --> 00:16:34,120 No, she would never do that. 385 00:16:34,120 --> 00:16:36,250 In fact, if you want to process this tonight 386 00:16:36,250 --> 00:16:38,920 over a pint of ice cream and a Katherine Heigl movie, 387 00:16:38,920 --> 00:16:40,210 Darlene will be there. 388 00:16:40,210 --> 00:16:42,330 Tell Darlene I said "Thanks for nothing." 389 00:16:55,420 --> 00:16:57,170 Bianca, be reasonable. 390 00:16:57,170 --> 00:16:58,750 I am being reasonable, Dad. 391 00:16:58,750 --> 00:17:00,920 She's the one with multiple personality disorder. 392 00:17:00,920 --> 00:17:02,790 Darlene said you were just upset 393 00:17:02,790 --> 00:17:04,290 because she wouldn't give you your phone back. 394 00:17:04,290 --> 00:17:06,420 I'd hardly call that a severe mental illness. 395 00:17:06,420 --> 00:17:07,580 This isn't about my phone. 396 00:17:07,580 --> 00:17:08,710 It's the fact that she's 397 00:17:08,710 --> 00:17:10,460 my guidance counselor and your girlfriend. 398 00:17:10,460 --> 00:17:11,790 It's too confusing. 399 00:17:11,790 --> 00:17:14,120 All right, why don't we just invite her over? 400 00:17:14,120 --> 00:17:16,080 And we'll share our truths. 401 00:17:16,080 --> 00:17:17,330 After all , if there can be 402 00:17:17,330 --> 00:17:19,000 a lasting peace in Northern Ireland 403 00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:20,120 I'm sure we can work this out. 404 00:17:20,120 --> 00:17:21,500 Dad, you don't get it. 405 00:17:21,500 --> 00:17:22,790 I don't want to work this out. 406 00:17:22,790 --> 00:17:24,250 Now, please just leave me to my homework. 407 00:17:24,250 --> 00:17:26,500 Bianca, wha-- It's too strange. 408 00:17:26,500 --> 00:17:30,620 You said if we didn't want you to date her, you'd stop. 409 00:17:30,620 --> 00:17:32,080 So stop. 410 00:17:32,080 --> 00:17:33,960 Okay, fine. 411 00:17:39,040 --> 00:17:40,750 See you in our next class, okay? 412 00:17:40,750 --> 00:17:42,960 Siena, hey. Hi. 413 00:17:42,960 --> 00:17:45,080 Listen, I haven't been able to find 414 00:17:45,080 --> 00:17:46,250 quick-drying snow pants anywhere. 415 00:17:46,250 --> 00:17:47,420 Where did you get yours? 416 00:17:47,420 --> 00:17:50,170 Oh, Kat, I didn't tell you? 417 00:17:50,170 --> 00:17:51,420 I'm not going to Nepal. 418 00:17:52,460 --> 00:17:53,500 You're not? 419 00:17:53,500 --> 00:17:55,880 I realized I don't like hiking, 420 00:17:55,880 --> 00:17:58,710 which means I'll probably hate trekking. 421 00:17:58,710 --> 00:18:01,380 But have fun. Take pictures. 422 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:05,750 Hey. 423 00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:08,000 Hey back. 424 00:18:09,380 --> 00:18:11,620 I'm glad I caught you before you left for Nepal. 425 00:18:11,620 --> 00:18:13,290 Really? 426 00:18:13,290 --> 00:18:15,000 Why? 427 00:18:18,880 --> 00:18:21,330 Keith found this in the back of his van. 428 00:18:21,330 --> 00:18:23,710 I know how much you like it. 429 00:18:25,540 --> 00:18:27,080 Thanks. 430 00:18:27,080 --> 00:18:28,960 I was wondering where it was. 431 00:18:28,960 --> 00:18:30,540 In Keith's van. 432 00:18:31,540 --> 00:18:33,040 Yeah, you said that. 433 00:18:36,880 --> 00:18:38,120 I guess I'll see you around. 434 00:18:41,250 --> 00:18:42,750 Have a safe trip. 435 00:18:48,120 --> 00:18:49,960 Joey, I miss you so much. 436 00:18:49,960 --> 00:18:50,920 I miss you more. 437 00:18:50,920 --> 00:18:52,830 Co Liviette just fainted during our photo shoot, 438 00:18:52,830 --> 00:18:55,380 so we have the phone until she revives. 439 00:18:55,380 --> 00:18:57,080 Then she's going to want to call her baby. 440 00:18:57,080 --> 00:18:58,880 Oh, goody, I hope she's out for a while. 441 00:18:58,880 --> 00:19:00,500 We have so much to catch up on. 442 00:19:00,500 --> 00:19:04,170 Tomorrow's makeover day. I'm so nervous. 443 00:19:04,170 --> 00:19:05,960 What if they shave my head? 444 00:19:05,960 --> 00:19:07,620 I don't know how to work my skull. 445 00:19:07,620 --> 00:19:10,080 Joey, there's something I have to do right now. 446 00:19:10,080 --> 00:19:11,290 Call me back later, okay? 447 00:19:11,290 --> 00:19:12,830 But-- Love you. Bye. 448 00:19:15,500 --> 00:19:16,960 I'm on the other end. 449 00:19:16,960 --> 00:19:18,620 Yo, Tom, I thought you brought it. 450 00:19:18,620 --> 00:19:20,750 You've got style. You were sexy. 451 00:19:20,750 --> 00:19:22,500 Looks good. Can I have some? 452 00:19:22,500 --> 00:19:25,670 Don't choke on it. 453 00:19:28,080 --> 00:19:30,670 Look. 454 00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:32,250 I'm sorry I freaked out about Darlene. 455 00:19:32,250 --> 00:19:33,710 I was being selfish. 456 00:19:33,710 --> 00:19:35,210 Was? 457 00:19:35,210 --> 00:19:37,290 You mean you're not being selfish anymore? 458 00:19:37,290 --> 00:19:38,880 Listen, I know how it feels 459 00:19:38,880 --> 00:19:40,830 to want to talk to someone so badly it hurts. 460 00:19:40,830 --> 00:19:42,250 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Can I call her? 461 00:19:42,250 --> 00:19:44,880 Yeah, but... 462 00:19:44,880 --> 00:19:46,880 I'm switching to the other guidance counselor. 463 00:19:46,880 --> 00:19:49,040 Deal. 464 00:19:49,040 --> 00:19:50,210 Joey. 465 00:19:50,210 --> 00:19:52,960 Don't worry about your makeover. 466 00:19:52,960 --> 00:19:54,330 I told you she'd come around. 467 00:19:54,330 --> 00:19:56,170 Listen, are you free to see a movie this weekend? 468 00:19:56,170 --> 00:20:00,000 I have seen you model enough to know you're a chameleon. 469 00:20:07,500 --> 00:20:09,420 What are you doing out here? 470 00:20:09,420 --> 00:20:11,380 The program recommends 471 00:20:11,380 --> 00:20:14,920 we try out all our equipment before the trip. 472 00:20:14,920 --> 00:20:16,710 Can I ask you something weird? 473 00:20:16,710 --> 00:20:18,330 Where will you go to the bathroom up there? 474 00:20:19,960 --> 00:20:20,960 Oh, God. 475 00:20:20,960 --> 00:20:23,790 You're so brave, Kat. 476 00:20:23,790 --> 00:20:25,920 I could never go to someplace halfway around the world 477 00:20:25,920 --> 00:20:28,420 where I didn't know a soul or speak the language 478 00:20:28,420 --> 00:20:30,540 or have any idea what I'm eating, 479 00:20:30,540 --> 00:20:32,880 but it all sounds so exciting and exotic. 480 00:20:32,880 --> 00:20:34,080 I don't want to go. 481 00:20:35,420 --> 00:20:37,540 I like indoor plumbing. 482 00:20:37,540 --> 00:20:39,120 I don't want to forage for roots 483 00:20:39,120 --> 00:20:40,830 or wear snow pants. 484 00:20:40,830 --> 00:20:43,000 And-- And what? 485 00:20:44,920 --> 00:20:47,080 And he didn't try to stop me. 486 00:20:55,250 --> 00:20:57,040 I'm stopping you. 487 00:20:58,880 --> 00:21:02,250 I need you here. 488 00:21:02,250 --> 00:21:04,880 Dad is still dating our guidance counselor, 489 00:21:04,880 --> 00:21:08,330 and based on their body language, 490 00:21:08,330 --> 00:21:10,880 they're three dates away from having sex.